Welcome to Fashion Fail where we point out that sometimes the fashion industry is... a little strange. Funny! But strange.
For our first installment I give you Papaver Trousers by Hakaan.
Purchase your "business in the front/party in the back" skants (that's skirt/pants for you lay people) at Shopbop for a measly $1,660.
Let me tell you any party that costs $1,660 a head is a party I would like to attend. Send invitations to firstname.lastname@example.org