Monday, August 26, 2013

.. of Personal Style

I will bet you a MacBook Pro that the next decade will give us a medication for "Technology Addiction".

Symptoms include;

-distinct and progressive inability to interact with people / agoraphobia
-severely disproportionate sense of self-importance
-anger (especially "anonymous" anger)
-a distinctly pale complexion, almost as if see-through / lacking in all pigmentation
-anxiety (especially in the absence of WIFI)
-amnesia regarding previously innate social etiquette
-severe allergies / hypochondria

If a cure isn't found, societal collapse, brought on by an aging population due to the inevitable lack of procreation, will result in an elite not defined by financial status but, by their ability to "find where you put in the password".