Monday, June 10, 2013
Also thigh inspiration. And on a similar topic... this weekend, on a rare weekend "off" which means I only worked half days, I finally got around to watching Fast & Furious 500 or 5 or 6 or something.
Anyway, when Vin Diesel and douche-head du-jour go to the car meet to snag themselves a fast car and they cut to a shot of women half naked and walking around everywhere and Vin Diesel says something stupid like "now this feels like home".
I. know. it. does!!! If you Wikipedia Vin Diesel you get this...
"Diesel has stated that he is "of ambiguous ethnicity""
I can tell you you're white. That much I know. Because those women would not be found in Brazil, only in LA. Women in Brazil have curves people... C.U.R.V.E.S. The women they showed would not be the "sex symbols" of Brazil, with thighs the size of my wrist. Honestly.
The most realistic part of the whole movie was at the end when Luda and Tyrese show up with curvy girls... Leave it to the black man. Good on ya.
Why do I blame the stars for the script?
Vin Diesel's better half... er 1/3.