no, No, NO!
This is not one of the things from the 80's that should ever, ever, ever come around again.
Bad Anthropologie... BAD!
and while we're on the subject...
okay maybe for certain occasions WITH the right footwear and you better have some kind of explanation for that shit because you will have to justify your choices. I shudder to think what these pants in the wrong hands could do...
my eyes... MY EYES!