Ahhh the statement shirt. Do I really want people reading my chest? No, not particularly but these are so cute it might just be worth it.
"IF I WERE RIDING A HORSE I'D WEAR FLANNEL BUT I'M GOING TO THE DISCO SO I WEAR CHANNEL"
Get it? Chanel spelled wrong equals Channel which rhymes with Flannel... anyway.
"COMME DES FUCKDOWN"
A play on Comme de Garcons, another fashion brand. It's pronounced more like "comb" than "calm" or "come" but you'd have to get an actual French person to say it right.
On a similar note, the term is "Haute Couture" and it is pronounced more like "oat" and less like "hot".
Now that that's cleared up I'm gonna go have some hautemeal.