Friday, August 10, 2012

.. of Quotes

Coveteur featured Carrie Bradshaw's closet the other day...

"When I first moved to New York and I was totally broke, sometimes I bought Vogue instead of dinner. I found it fed me more." - Carrie Bradshaw

Speak the truth sister. I can't even count how many times I've left the mall and headed to Taco Bell instead of the grocery store. Ramen noodles anyone?

"I like my money right where I can see it... hanging in my closet." - Carrie Bradshaw

The fashion set's version of stuffing it under the mattress. And if you leave the tags attached your accountant can write it off as "retirement investment" or if your closet is really good "home repair".

"Shopping is my cardio." - Carrie Bradshaw

Okay, this is something men do not understand. I have tried explaining but maybe I was making it too complicated.

wearing heels = calf raises
trying on pants = squats
trying on shirts = pull downs
when a jacket is too small but you're determined to get it on = butterflys
reaching for something up too high = jumping jacks
when you bring along a funny girlfriend = crunches
making it in the door of your favorite store 2 minutes before they close = running!
carrying your pile right before you go to the fitting room = biceps curls

I could go on. Frankly, I'm surprised I even need a gym membership.

"Balls are to men what purses are to women. It's just a little bag, but we feel naked in public without it." - Carrie Bradshaw