Thursday, September 29, 2011

.. of Closets


J.Crew's Jenna Lyons shoe storage via because im addicted via British Vogue via a photographer who is not me because my bf stole my camera but even if I had a camera how would I get in Jenna Lyons apartment.

There's a woman in the corner of the coffee shop talking about feeling loved. I don't know what her problem is but this shoe storage would make me feel loved. All I need!

*sigh*

A psychologist once said that shoes satisfy a collecting need in most women. Some people collect baseball cards, car parts, houses, ex-boyfriends, angry coworkers, jeans. Apparently the majority of women collect shoes.

Having a collection of something apparently signals to the subconscious that everything is safe and in order in one's life. In a more primal sense it's supposed to satisfy the woman's gathering side of hunting/gathering. Which makes sense because I mean who can really hunt in 5 inch heels anyway.

I don't know about all that but, what I do know is next time I get the sideways glance from my bf and the question... "are those new?" he's gonna get a mouthful.

"They're part of my collection!"

"They make me feel safe!!"

"Organized!!!"

"Don't you want me to feel loved??!!"

"Go hunt something."

Men.