.. of Shopping

If there are two people in the world who hate me and want to see me poor they are Tory Burch and Alexander Wang.

The latest torture device from Tory Burch.

Right now they appear to be round toe but, if they turn out to be an almond toe we might have problems.

... eh, we might have problems anyway.

.. of Shopping

I take issue with this.

My issue is when I saw them I laughed really hard out loud in public and blew coffee out my nose. At least it was iced coffee *phew*

Oh, and they're $999.95 which I believe is a small price to pay for the ability to make people blow coffee out their nose! $999.99 however, would have been too much.

.. of Personal Style

Shopbop has a new peliroja!

Equal Rights for the Melanin Deficient!

*chant*

What do we want?

Ginger Equality!

When do we want it?

NOW!

*end rant chant*