Oh, Jeffrey. You're flirting with the banana heel and I like it. It takes a man like you to make me forget about my recent admission to possibly giving up the platform in favor of the lady pump.
Definition for banana heel:
Web definitions:
The heel of a women’s shoe that angles from the back forward..
I'm not sayin' anything... I'm just sayin'! If you actually saw a man dressed and pressed like this walking toward you what were your reaction be? I'd lick him.