Having blonde wood flooring is like wearing white pants. I apsire to it but it'll never actually happen. Speaking of... I was at a bar with a bunch of friends the other night and I swear at least 3 of them were wearing white jeans. I was wearing all black and I still got a stain on my ass. Someone needs to explain to me how this is done. Do you just walk around all the time with a hanky in your pocket to sit on?
