Monday, July 8, 2013

.. of Health & Beauty

I mean honestly... she doesn't age! Oh please let me look this good in my 40's, oh pleeaasse. 

I went to CVS and stocked up on lotion yesterday. Gotta fight the good fight. Don't even complain about the price. This shit is essential. Consider it preventative health care and write it off on your taxes.

I remember once, about 3 years ago, I woke up in the morning after a particularly hard night's sleep and literally did not recognize myself. All that's changed now. You'll thank me later. Just don't give my name to your accountant.