My right eyelid is doing calisthenics today. I have no idea why. But last month it was the left one. So I suppose it's only fair.
By the way, in order to find the image above for my lengthy article on inappropriate and uncontrollable winking, I googled "fashion woman stress". While patting myself on the back for my searching genius I stumbled upon this image...
which then led me here which is where I will be for the next several hours.